Saturday 9 — Thunking on a Saturday

Posted on September 5, 2009. Filed under: Meme Fun, Mommy Moments |

1. You are walking down a rainy road. There is a five hundred dollar bill on the road. You look around and except for someone a half block away, you are alone. You naturally pick up the bill and put it away. That person approaching stops and says, “I saw you pick up that money. It’s mine.” You ask how much it was. She yells, “Are you calling me a liar?” What do you do?

Laugh –  “no, just stupid for thinking you could try that with me.”

2. If I were to inspect your guest bathroom, how would I find it?

Turn right into the bedroom, and then left.

3. You are given a state of the art bow and arrow. Who or what is your first target (after a lesson or two)?

Cupid.

4. The doorbell rings. The person at the door is wearing a raincoat and you know them. They flash you and are completely naked. Other than your S/O, who would you think would it would be and would guess you’d find that funny? Why do you guess that person and would you laugh or be pissed off?

I don’t know anyone brave enough (even drunk) to do this.  If someone did, I think I’d lmao.

5. What do you call a male Ladybug?

Confused.

6. Your friends throw you a party. They’ve got a big national music star to come and perform. It is someone you detest. Do you make believe you like the songs or do you fess up and get the star out of the party?

Oh Taylor Swift – If only you could sing as well as your label makes you sound.    I think I’d kindly tell her to rest her voice and enjoy herself.

7. What’s your favorite breed of wild, mean attack dogs?

We have a pack of coyotes that live about 1/2 mile away.  You can hear them at night.  It is a little creepy.

8. If I called your high school guidance counselor, what would they say about you?

My high school had all of 80 people and no guidance counselor.  My teachers would say (um, ok — did), she’s smart – if only she’d apply herself.

9. Car A is moving at 63 miles an hour. 4 people are in the Car A. Car B is moving at 22 miles an hour. There is a driver and passenger who just came from a hotel while cheating on their spouses in Car B. They will crash into each other in exactly 3.5 minutes. What are your fun plans for this Labor day Weekend while these six people meet a brutal and gruesome death??

Fun?? — BigD has me helping rescape the hill and yard.   Although watching the kids get completely filthy was amusing.

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Very funny! I loved the answer to the male ladybug, “Confused”! Happy Saturday…

LOL…I love you answer to #1 and the confused male ladybug…too funny. Your number 2 I thought it read the same way as you until I started reading others…LOL. And as I said on my blog…I’ll bring the food and drinks, you lead the way for #3. Thanks for stopping by my playground. Much appreciated 🙂 Aloha


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